Sir Blinksalot

Jamal Mashburn was a hell of a basketball player. Dropping at least 20 points was easily attainable for him when he was A) feeling it and B) not on the bench recovering from an injury. The injuries eventually derailed his career, and now at 33, Mash is exploring his post-NBA job options. We caught him breaking down teams and individual players on ESPN's NBA Fastbreak on Wednesday night, and we're pretty sure he's good. The problem is we had a hard time paying attention to what he was saying.

No, we weren't staring at the gap in his teeth, although that did transfix us a tiny bit. We actually couldn't focus because his eyelids were constantly moving. I mean holy shit, you'd think he was convinced that if he didn't blink every half a second, his head would explode.



Hey, at least Jamal can't be any worse than Timmy Hardaway, who just kind of sat there and mumbled something when asked a question.